Chinese Engrish

Look *what* lovely?!


Hmm hey if it looks like squirrel, its good enough for me.


Yupp now those are the kind of CLEARCUT instructions I'd like to see everywhere.


Give your seat to crippie, or he'll eat you.


Thats a great way to punish those damned robsters


Yeah don't let your dog make sauce, someone might just dip their french fries in it.


Oh look honey! They have a separate entrance for those *beep*


Thats, right.. don't even think about dying on my turf


Really? By the looks of it, I would've never guessed.


You can't come in liquor head unless you get rid of that horrifying of highness!




Yes on second thoughts it does look a little suspicious to me




Umm i don't know if thats cute


Lettuce in pain! Quick rush it to the Salad Emergency


Thats an awful lot to abuse a plastic bag.I abuse plastic bags in the privacy of my home for free.


I am dumbstruck.. truly


Little did she know that she'd just fallen on hard times...


Same great flavor! At lower prices and suspicious hygine


Politely but firmly, say NO if those pesky stranglers invite you to get strangled.


Thats exactly the look I've always wanted.


I knew it!


hungry?


In case you're not lucky enough to have seen one, thats what they look like


No gifts for you.You've been a naughty girl